So the night fell upon us and we rolled over the next morning ready to see the sights, feel the breeze, and taste the rainbow...minus the Skittles reference. You know what, scratch that whole sentence. Here's what really happened:
So Sankeyz decided to bring back one of his high school lunch hour games (which he'd usually play after eating an entire bag of hot cheetos - the value pack with the extra 10%, because we all know that really only meant like 3 more cheetos) ANYWAY...it was Egyptian war, to be exact, and he busted out a deck of cards he had strategically nestled inside a hiking boot. The games ensued and the hours passed, and STILL people believed Sankeyz was cheating. PSHH. That sounds a lot like an extra gulp of hater-ade. Fo'real. Fo'sheeze. Fee Fi Fo...FUM. (Speaking in 3rd person and remaining neutral is obviously not a part of this clause).
So then there was chess, where the word 'check' means you're being creeped on and not actually the word that's synonymous to a monetary gain...unfortunately.
No balls were hurt in the photographing of this portrait.
It got too steamy inside so we all headed out on a little nature walk. Sankeyz apparently was walking and pointing in the wrong direction.... We headed down to the one, the only, the beloved, the bold, the beautiful, the irreplaceable...LAKE ARROWHEAD...Humbayayaaa Humbayaayaa Arrowhead Hooyahyah Shark-bait-ooo-ha-haaaa Humbayayaaa Hmph! (crowd goes wild).
"Now folks, if you'll look to the right of your tour tram operator cabin, you'll see the birthing place of the young gazelles now frolicking to your left. Oh! Quick! They frolic!!"
(Cue Rico Suave low bass voice) Why hello ladies...fancy seeing you here. Come here often? (smiles coyly)...well...(chuckles)...hello...(winks)...(winks again).
Who said you can't bring yo swag to the woods? SWAG it mannnn.
'Don't you touch my s'more, yo. Fo'real, I will not hesitate to cut a fool out in the forest like this, now STEP OFF."
The lady of the hour, our birthday girl Jas and Cliff.
Still looking for the chupa-cabras.
Sankeyz and Cliff built this out of life-size legos and left over Hershey's wrappers. Took only 36 minutes...tops.
SNOW FIGHT!
This is how a real mountain man picks out a wedgie. It's all in the INERTIA and positioning of the hiking boots and the extending of the upper limbs...aaaand LIFT. RELEASE. Aaand LIFT. (Repeat as needed).
Video soon to follow if you're not on the naughty list.
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